Miss California! Gay Marriage! Auto-Tune the News #2!

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Michael Gregory mixes it up with Miss California, Newt Gingrich, Hillary Clinton, Gay Marriage, and Weed. His channel here: http://www.youtube.com/schmoyoho

Lyrics:

You gotta do it like this. Shawty, ready, set, go!
RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front
First of all, to have a state like Iowa
MG: What you tryna say about Iowa
RM: Not the east coast state
MG: East coast
RM: Not the left coast state
MG: Left coast
RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee
MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine
Give me your number, we can bump and grind
Talkin about politics all night
Leavin the club in the mornin light
If we get carred away
We might get gay-married today

CP: In my country, a marriage should be between a man and a woman
No offense to anybody out there
MG: Uh…dude, what the hell?

KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana
MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me
KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroine, cocaine, and meth?
MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes!

KC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast
AG: Oh snap, how fast?
KC: Many scientists now believe it will be gone within 30 years
AG: Surely you jest! I’m under cardiac arrest, shawty
KC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just six
AG: Shit!
KC: Without it there could be a snowball effect
AG: Oh
KC: With temperatures rising even faster
If we all don’t take bold action and take it fast
AG: Yeah,
Both: We will find ourselves on very thin ice

MG: Tell em, Hillary, pirates on very thin ice
HC: These pirates are criminals
They are armed gangs on the sea
MG: That means the ocean
HC: The United States does not make concessions
Or ransom payments to pirates

MG: Hello, shawty, we can meet up at the mall
Browse around at the bookstore
Mentally ball until we fall
Love you, too, grandmom

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Comments

25 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    0:21 Give me the poop xD

  2. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Homophobia really I mean cum on guys

  3. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    That’s beautiful bro. How about you just leave me alone now you idiotic asshole?

  4. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    thats pretty gross u should die

  5. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Yeah I’m gay and I really don’t see why you give a rats ass about who I’m doing considering I don’t even know you.

  6. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    ur either a homosexual or u like the thought of 2 men have sex?
    and if u have any morals u no thats wrong

  7. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    I miss when the channel was actually political not just idiotic top 40 songs

  8. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Hell yeah good job miss Cali 🙂

  9. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    I would really love for you to answer this question. What do you expect from a gay person or say about their “condition”? Would you seriously tell them to get help? That Jesus can whipe the vilth off? That God would let them fall into a fire for all eternity? If that’s the case then I say go and live in that delicious gay sin! And don’t worrie there’s bound to be a place in heaven for you…if there is such a thing. If not you can harrash all those bastard heterosexuals in the afterlife 😉

  10. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    I respect religious people although I am not a religious person myself but according to the “believers in God” God can see inside your heart. And a gay person does not have a disease or a hadicap and is also not pure evil. I think it would be very cruel of God to create a gay or bi-sexual human and expect them to walk the earth having a heterosexual life and thinking by living their lives otherwise would mean living in sin. People don’t call themselves gay for fun..

  11. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Actually, Marriage was invented by Ancient Israel, 5,000 years ago, the first “Gay” marriage was by the Roman Empire, if You want to use Gods words to support your bigotry, why not say anything about divorce? The bible says its a sin to divorce & 52% of HETEROSEXUAL marriages have failed.
    You say Homosexuality is unnatural? Thats Irrelevant, homosexuality exist in over 1,500 different species & animal kingdoms,

  12. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Those who are against same-sex marriage but hold no hate in their hearts for gays get a bad rep because of people like Yelluca7 and Miss America sounding stupid.

  13. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    shh nazi

  14. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    prove it to me. Oh you can’t. End.

  15. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    YES! it isn’t natural! just like glasses and air conditioning. the human race would be way better off without either of those things…
    ABOLISH AIR CONDITIONING

  16. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    I will not support or condone same sex relationships or marriage. Marriage is between a man and a woman. Marriage was invented by God and God ordained. I will not change my stance and Miss America was brave to say what she said. Same sex marriage is a sin, it goes against nature, it’s a slap in the face to your creator who loves you very much, and it’s self destructive and against the human race all together. Try to sugar coat it like you want, but it’s wrong whichever way you try to pain it.

  17. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Yeah! Let’s wipe America out of the map. But wait a minute. Are you a coak sucker?

  18. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Based on what? All she did was reflect what the voters in her state said, when they voted for Proposition 8….and what voters say whenever this issue hits the ballot box.

  19. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    I know I would 😀

  20. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    This is the best one!

  21. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Clips like these show that Michael is the one with the best sense of humor. Funny, insightful and sharp 😀 Good guy, good guy

  22. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    Fuck America! Germany is back again. Not militarily yet but economically. If germany goes communist they can easily have another reich and cant be controlled if china helps out.

  23. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    I need to get this out here, I just lost the game.

  24. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    man miss california is prejudice. SHAWTAYE

  25. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | Permalink

    :)Michaels face when he says “does not give concessions” at the end:D


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