Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.

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disclaimer: DON’T TAKE PILLS WITH GIN! (OR ELSE YOU WILL WAKE UP DEAD!!)

the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)–find the original song here:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=287197640&s=143441

Lyrics:

NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let’s get our debate on–1,2,3

MB:
It is time to stand up and say
We get to choose
We get to choose
It’s one of the two
liberty or tyranny

EG: can we please choose something in between?
mediocrity?
MG: chastity?
HW: puppetry?
OB: obesity?
JE: marijuanity? pretty please?!

MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government
It’s our choice, what will we choose today?
Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny?

MG: it all depends–who gets to be the tyrant?
SG: I thought this bill was about the climate

NP: Just remember these 4 words
For what this legislation means
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs
Let’s vote for jobs
CC: and jobs
NP: and jobs
CC: don’t forget about jobs

Speaker: Those in favor say “aye”.
CC: AAAAYYE!
Speaker: Those opposed, “no”.

JB:
Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!!
The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word:
JB: freedom
CC: freedom!
JB: freedom
CC: freedom!
JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives
hell no!
Nano Man: hell no!
JB: hell no!
Nano Man: hell no!
JB: hell noooooooo!
Nano Man: hell no!
Let’s allow America to flourish to allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish!
hell noooooooo!
———————
SP:
I’m not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual.
With this announcement that I’m not seeking re-election, I’ve determined that it’s best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell.

RS:
Hey, could she be pregnant?

EG: Pregnant with ideas bout how to run for president!

CW:
Interesting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency.

MG: To win you gotta quit!
EG: To quit you gotta win!
MG: the chips are on the table –
WK: She’s really all in.
But it’s high risk.

JL:
The people who like her
Are still gonna like her
The people who have doubts about her
Are just gonna have the same doubts
EG: No doubt
JL: Same doubts
MG: SHAWTAYEE
All: Same doubts!

———————-
Couric:
What do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen?

JE: I take a fistful of pills
and get busy mixin em in my gin

What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately?

JE: Not if I can help it!
You know it’s unconstitutional
To take away my God-given pharmaceuticals

———————–
BO: I have warned that one day
Michael Jackson would wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
Meredith, I had warned everyone–
SG: –He told you so
BO: –one day we’re going to have this experience
I feared this day
And here we are
Keith, people often die
for very strange reasons
They wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
EG: wakin up
MG: wakin up
BO: wakin up
KC: wakin up
EG: wakin up is a strange reason to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
…….whoo!
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Comments

25 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    Wakin’ up is a strange reason~….. to die~ ♫

  2. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    1:09 look closley at the obvious things

  3. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    god, sarah palin still sounds like a soulless cardboard cut out even autotuned.

  4. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    Sarah Palin sounds like GLaDOS.

  5. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    Michael Jackson woke up dead.
    HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO-OOOOH! >:(
    I won’t let it be real. It’s been 3 years and I still can’t heal.
    HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO-OOOOH!
    He was the best at song and dance. I cry when I grab the crotch of my pants.
    HELL NO-OOOOH! >:.(

  6. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    One of the best Auto-tune The News episodes in existence.

  7. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    can you guys please upload a video of 100th sight

  8. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    I almost cryed.. 

  9. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    i know that Michael Jackson is dead

  10. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    This is how our conversation would go if we were face to face and you said that…
    me: How the hell do you wake up dead?
    you: Cause you’re alive when you go to sleep!
    me: So you’re telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
    you: You can’t go to bed dead man, that shit would be redundant!
    me: No it wouldn’t! Because you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in a bed!
    you: But you are in the bed man, that’s how you wake dead up in the first place fool!

  11. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    no it’s called your momma bitch

  12. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    It’s called being a zombie

  13. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    waking up isnt a strange reason to die cause the wake up phase is a high stress level that can cause heartattacks ^^

  14. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    how you gonna go to bed and wake up dead

  15. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.

    Those 4 words could mean:

    1: Actual jobs
    2: Blowjobs
    3: Handjobs
    4: Steve Jobs

  16. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    I remember this video from a few years ago, and it’s just as awesome today!

  17. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    They were all wakin’ up dead in Scary Movie 3.

  18. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    69 videos

  19. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    So allowing the oil companies to screw up the planet is liberty?
    And creating jobs is tyranny?
    Seriously, could the Republican Party be any more fail?

  20. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    What about all of the people called Randy Bumgardner?
    (Especially the one who has a mother called Loretta Mincey.)
    Or famous actor, Dick Van Dyke.
    And we’ve (Britain) got a “Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer” called Ed Balls.
    His predecessor, Alan Johnson.
    And of course Wellingborough backbencher, Peter Bone.
    (Yes, they are a real names. Google them.)
    At least Boehner isn’t pronounced the way it looks.

  21. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    i have a Math 12 exam tom and i watching ATTN…. fuck me

  22. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    Why is that puppet so funny to me?
    What magic to you hold puppet?!

  23. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    I woke up dead today. Having to present an exam does weird things to you.

  24. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    1:05-Freedom I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE!

  25. Anonymous says:
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    i love it when they sang “FREEDOM!! FREEDOM!!”


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